If flashing....

A pop-up style advertisement states 'If flashing you are chosen for a free dvd player!'. Of course the average mind will read by this and assume that the flashing colors behind the text of this advertisement are the 'flashing' that will allude to your free DVD. To anyone who reads the English language as it literally should will show their skin and flash the computer monitor in order to win a free DVD player. So, unbuckle your belt, drop your slacks, or take off any other article of clothing revealing yourself, and stand proud in front of your computer monitor, you have won a free DVD player!